Monday, January 16, 2006

My Ex-Girlfriends Boobs For Sale Sexy Gel Mouse Pad


I haven't decided whether or not to call B.S. on this one.

According to the auction page, this gentleman voluntarily paid for his ex-girlfriend's breast augmentation surgery, as she was (is?) a model that goes to a lot of car shows and the like. Predictably, the story ends in tragedy...in an effort to please his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend, he pays to have a mouse pad modelled after his girlfriend, only to have her leave him for some other guy. To cut his losses, he's selling the mouse pads on eBay.

eBay is filled with auctions that include pleas such as this one, such as the infamous case of Larry Star, the guy who sold his ex-wife's wedding dress while posing in the wedding dress. Through this, his auction got millions of hits, won him instant fame, almost sold for $3,850 (the bid was withdrawn) and got the dress owner a stand-up comedy gig and guest appearances on NBC's Today Show. However, it was later revealed the whole story was fabricated.

As it stands, there are a large number of novelty 3D mousepads being offered on eBay which allow you to rest your wrist on a woman's chest, most of them depicting women drawn in anime style. Given the ease at which one can make novelty mousepads, it's not hard to do something along this line. But, according to the auction, they were "perfectly scaled" to his girlfriend. Hmm...

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