UNDER THE BED RESTRAINT SYSTEM RESTRAINTS SPORTSSHEETS

If you're looking for a way to discipline your children, I can't possibly think of a better accessory for a kids bed.

Okay, okay. I'm kidding. And, considering that there have been parents that have been known to attempt this on occasion, I probably shouldn't joke about that either.

More for those who were looking to put a little extra oomph into their relationships, there is the Under the Bed Restraint (item #290091724659), which is fairly self-explanatory.

What slightly worries me is the fact that one of the key selling features of the item is that it's "portable and travel sized."

But, if you weren't convinced by the customer testimonial, there's a video for you to watch.