No Antique Toys Postcards or Dolls Just Fresh Dog Poop

Considering that you're technically not supposed to use the municipal sewage system to get rid of waste, I'm seriously thinking that this auction (item #140095668962) may be illegal and a violation of eBay's terms of service.

Because one look at this auction, and I just gotta ask, WHY GOD WHY?!

Yes siree, this guy is selling dog supplies. Or, more specifically, dog food. Or, even MORE specifically, dog food that has passed through his pet's digestive track.

To his credit, he is completely honest about what he's getting, and he's not sending this through the US postal system (which I imagine is probably illegal too). But daaaaaaamn...